Friday, 5 June 2015

My website is undergoing maintenance...

My website has currently got the builders in for some much needed maintenance - feel free to have a browse through my blog here, unfortunately it's not up to date but there's plenty to keep you amused.

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Thursday, 10 July 2014


The MONSTER is leaving the City!...

Squid says...


Cock Off!

Mullet over!

Happy 4th of July

I love you this much!

So... A cat walks into a bra!

Friday, 20 June 2014

Anxious Crayfish

Fat Al, The Horrible Spud

Pheasantly Surprised

Voodoo Spud

Rik Mayall RIP

I never meant to hurt you...

In Dog We Trust

Cool Fucking Cabbage

Angry Cowboy

Tyrion Lannister

His Royal Purpleness

Walk the plank...

Haitchers gonna haitch!

Just weird

I want to die with my boots on!

There's only One Direction!...


Guns don't kill people... Raptors do...

Too much... Not enough?!

A trip of hares

Free Hugs